\'the game\' is a representation, a satire, of the world we know, love, and cherish today. If \'the game\' is the most downright bizarre thing you\'ve ever seen, I\'ve done my job.
:the game: instructions:
:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here
Click here to play
